Numlock News: April 26, 2019 • Black Market, Poison Sausages, Swag
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By Walt Hickey Have a wonderful weekend! Black Market Colonoscopy Police are trying to locate three thieves who took $450,000 worth of colonoscopes from a hospital in the Philly suburbs. The burglers are innovators according to the local police department, as they have never seen such a crime before and honestly have no idea where they will find someone to fence them to as local pawn shops have been notified regarding the medical equipment. The prevailing theory is that they’ll end up on the black market, which I try not to judge but if you’re getting your colonoscopies done by a black market doctor you goofed somewhere in the tapestry of life.
Numlock News: April 26, 2019 • Black Market, Poison Sausages, Swag
Numlock News: April 26, 2019 • Black Market…
Numlock News: April 26, 2019 • Black Market, Poison Sausages, Swag
By Walt Hickey Have a wonderful weekend! Black Market Colonoscopy Police are trying to locate three thieves who took $450,000 worth of colonoscopes from a hospital in the Philly suburbs. The burglers are innovators according to the local police department, as they have never seen such a crime before and honestly have no idea where they will find someone to fence them to as local pawn shops have been notified regarding the medical equipment. The prevailing theory is that they’ll end up on the black market, which I try not to judge but if you’re getting your colonoscopies done by a black market doctor you goofed somewhere in the tapestry of life.