This is hilarious to me: "This, I must admit, comes as a shock to me. I, for one, am surprised that tootsie roles actually contain flavors and substances originating from plants, let alone bonafide cocoa."
Because as I was reading the first sentence, I thought, "There's _chocolate_ in Tootsie Rolls?" God those things are gross. But my idea for them is to simply stop *using* chocolate. Who would know the difference? Boom, profit!
This is hilarious to me: "This, I must admit, comes as a shock to me. I, for one, am surprised that tootsie roles actually contain flavors and substances originating from plants, let alone bonafide cocoa."
Because as I was reading the first sentence, I thought, "There's _chocolate_ in Tootsie Rolls?" God those things are gross. But my idea for them is to simply stop *using* chocolate. Who would know the difference? Boom, profit!