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You are too damn funny: "Readers are encouraged to verify they are not receiving a pirated copy of Numlock News by ensuring that the fan-generated subtitle track included for your convenience with each email is in grammatically correct Croatian, and that the hideous ASCII art that is my personal signature that inexplicably exists in an adjoined text file is properly rendered UTF-32." Hey, have you heard? I'm launching a daily news digest called the Lumnock Noose. It'll be a riot! No verifications necessary!

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