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Surely the next step is a product that's both a salad dressing and a cleaning solution. It's been done before: https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/shimmer-floor-wax/2721424

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Ranch dressing SUCKS! There, I said it!!!!!!!!!

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Will take your word on the HVR with half-chickens. For me, the problem is the unfinished chickens. Those and avocado are my list of foods I can never get into. Despite others’ efforts.

I did stumble across a recipe for a slow cooker pot roast that uses a packet of HVR. Yum there not yucked . And there’s probably a cleaner sold by the new ranch overlords that can be used after dinner.

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