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Ian Mark Sirota's avatar

Even though I am Jewish, I have an Elf on a Shelf. I also have a Mensch on a Bench and just acquired a "Snoop on a Stoop". I plan to position them in the same room and let them fight it out.

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Peter Moore's avatar

“which are placed around the home to scare children into believing they’re under the constant surveillance of a polar demigod and to inure children to the realities of life under a domestic intelligence apparatus.” HE KNOWS WHEN YOUVE BEEN SLEEPING! HE KNOWS WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE! HE KNOWS WHEN YOUVE BEEN BAD OR GOOD SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE! Aaaaaaaaiiiiieeeee =o

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