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Ian Mark Sirota's avatar

1) Heh heh. Heh heh. He said "Uranus". Heh heh. Heh heh.

2) EVERYONE knows that Granny Smith apples are the best!

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BayPoodle's avatar

I read an article years ago (The New Yorker?) that explained this happens to all the good apples. A new variety is bred, everyone loves it, scaling it up for industrial agriculture ruins it. The same is true of beer, IMO. Stay away from my Macouns!!

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