By Walt Hickey
Alas, the cicada boom will NOT take place where I live. As I understand it, it will be mainly in the Midwest and the South.
It's an especially good time to not live in the Midwest or South, it seems.
Unless you’re a caterpillar
My half-awake m eyes combined two of these headlines. “Rick Lotus” sounds like he should have a successful group of car dealerships throughout the TVA…
But I should email my friend who works at one of those plants.
Alas, the cicada boom will NOT take place where I live. As I understand it, it will be mainly in the Midwest and the South.
It's an especially good time to not live in the Midwest or South, it seems.
Unless you’re a caterpillar
My half-awake m eyes combined two of these headlines. “Rick Lotus” sounds like he should have a successful group of car dealerships throughout the TVA…
But I should email my friend who works at one of those plants.